White Elephant 2017

Hurray! You’ve been invited to a Holiday Party! They said it’s a White Elephant Party, you are wondering what in the world that means. Is everyone dressing up as an elephant? Will there be an elephant in the room? What does it all mean? We are here to help you! These gifts are sure to get a laugh!

The White Elephant Game Rules

  1. Send festive invites detailing the particulars of the party.
  2. Bring a wrapped, anonymous gift to the shindig.
  3. Draw numbers to determine who gets to unwrap a present when.
  4. Sit in a circle and place the gifts in the center, preferably under a festive tree.
  5. The person who drew #1 selects a gift from the pile, opens it, and holds it up for all to see.
  6. The person who drew #2 decides whether to steal that gift or unwrap a mystery present from the pile.
  7. The game continues in such a fashion, with each person getting the chance to steal someone’s gift or unwrap their own surprise.
  8. When there are no more unwrapped gifts, the person who drew #1 gets one last turn. If they decide not to steal a gift, keeping the one they have, the game is over. If they do steal a gift, the game continues until someone decides to keep their gift, rather than steal.

Top White Elephant Gifts 2017

1. Feisty Pets

Feisty Pets: Glenda Glitterpoop the Unicorn – Goes from “Awww” to “Ahhh!” with a Squeeze 

  • Glenda measures 8.5″ tall and she’s a fast one so catch her quickly!
  • She will go from “awww” to “ahhh!” with a quick squeeze behind the ears
  • This mystic Feisty Pet is a rare beast! What a lucky find!
  • Stuffed with polyester fibers and is surface washable
  • Collect them all! #stuffedattitude

Feisty Pets are the latest line of fun and innovative toys from the creative minds at William Mark corporation- the creators of air swimmers! Feisty pets are a line of plush animals with “stuffed attitude”! Each pet changes expression from cute to ‘feisty’ when you gently squeeze it behind the ears. No batteries or extras necessary. Captivate and entertain any audience, young or old with these unique and animated animals! They’re great to cuddle and play with, but are also perfect for a hilarious and innocent prank on friends and family! Collect each charismatic character- dog, cat, monkey, bear, bunny, panda, and lion.

2. I’ve Never Board Game

I’ve Never Board Game Adult Version

  • Great party game
  • Unique conversation starters
  • Ice breaker questions
  • Be the hit of the party
  • Great for bachelor/bachelorette parties

This drinking game adds a new layer of interaction to any social gathering. Complete with a playing board, 8 player pieces, and a stack of cards filled with risqué questions that will bring out the devil, or angel, in anyone!  The game play is simple and quick-moving – roll the die, move your playing piece, and follow the instructions on the space where you land.


  • Wild, outrageous, and certain to make you laugh out loud
  • Easy and simple to play

3. Polaroid Toilet Paper Holder

Polaroll Polaroid Camera Shaped Toilet Paper Roll Holder With Color Refill

  • Fun gift for people who love the retro look and feel of the 80s
  • Pollaroll Toilet Paper Holder With Colorful Refill
  • Camera lookalike for your bathroom
  • Comes with Color toilet paper and two small wall anchors for installation
  • There’s not much to describe here, since it’s pretty self-explanatory. The dispenser attaches next to your toilet like any typical dispenser, only instead of film, this camera lets you pull TP out of the place where photos would normally emerge.

4. Hot Dog Toaster

Nostalgia HDT600RETRORED Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster

  •  Cooks two regular-size or extra-plump hot dogs at a time
  • Toasts two buns at a time
  • Adjustable cooking timer and stop cooking button
  • Removable hot dog cage
  • Includes mini tongs for removing hot dogs
  • Drip tray for easy cleaning

5. Microwavable S’Mores Maker

Progressive International GMMC-68 Microwavable S’Mores Maker

  • Microwavable s’mores maker cooks up to 2 s’mores in just 30 seconds
  • Arms prevent marshmallows from over expanding and overcooking
  • Easy-to-fill water reservoir; change water after every second time used
  • Graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate heat evenly
  • Measures approximately 7.5″x 6.5″x 4″ inches and is dishwasher safe


6. Cat Hair Crafts Book

Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

Got fur balls?

Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!

7. Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity – All Versions – New & Updated

  • Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
  • Now version 2.0! Over 150 new cards since the last version.
  • Contains 500 white cards and 100 black cards for maximum replayability.
  • Includes a booklet of sensible game rules and preposterous alternate rules.
  • America’s #1 gerbil coffin.

10. Naughty Salt & Pepper Pig Shakers

BigMouth Inc Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

  • Creative force behind an exclusive line of high-quality novelty items.
  • Our specialty is an assortment of humorous products.
  • Targeting practical jokers of all ages.
  • We design and produce our line exclusively to satisfy.

11. Pooping Pooches Calendar

2018 Pooping Pooches White Elephant Gag Gift Calendar

ALL NEW 2018 POOPING POOCHES CALENDAR! White Elephant Party coming up? Yankee Swap? Secret Santa? Do you know someone who loves dogs…too much? This 12 month 2018 calendar of pooping dogs will be the most memorable gift you give this year. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature’s call. And who doesn’t like a good cause? $1 FROM EACH CALENDAR is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need! The calendar is 8.5 x 11 inches closed and 17 x 11 inches when open. This year’s edition features a Great Dane, Boxer, English Bulldog, Jack Russell Terrier, German Shepherd, Labrador, Min Pin and more! Pooping Pooches dog calendar is the ultimate joke, prank or gag gift.

13.Bag of Unicorn Farts

Bag of Unicorn Farts (Cotton Candy) Funny for All Ages Unique Stocking Stuffer White Elephant Gag Gift for Friends, Mom, Dad, Birthday Girl, Boy

Bag of Unicorn Farts (Cotton Candy) Funny for All Ages Unique Stocking Stuffer White Elephant Gag Gift for Friends, Mom, Dad, Birthday Girl, Boy

14.59 Ways to eat Cock

50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips)

How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!” -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show

“Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food.” -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions

15. Unicorn Poop

Unicorn Poop Candy (Pastel Jelly Beans) – White Elephant Stocking Stuffer – Funny Unique Gag Gift (2 Pack)

  • UNICORN POOP CANDY – It is here, ladies and gentlemen, what your tastebuds have been waiting for their entire lives – edible UNICORN POOP (aka a generous 1/2 pound serving of delicious pastel jelly beans)!
  • PERFECT GAG GIFT – Are you searching for the perfect gag gift or for a unique party favor – search no further – get yourself some Unicorn Poop! Great for Easter, Birthdays or any occasion!
  • REUSABLE ZIP BAG – Edible UNICORN POOP comes in a beautiful reusable zip seal bag that can be used again and again for continuous laughs!
  • ORIGINAL AND ONE OF A KIND – Be the first of your friends to experience this culinary delight!
  • TASTY FUN CANDY – We hope you enjoy “A little bit of poop in every bite!”

16. Middle Finger Gnome

Funny Guy Mugs Middle Finger Gnome Statue

  • HIGH QUALITY: This Gnome Is A Notch Above Your Average Gnome! Hand Painted With Outdoor Grade Paint With Extreme Detail To Make Him Come To Life!! Also Constructed Of High Quality Stone Resin To Withstand Outdoor Conditions!!
  • GNOME SAFETY: Gnome Safety Is A Priority To Us!! We Make Sure Your Gnome Makes The Journey Safely To Your Home By Individually Boxing Him With A Pre-cut Styrofoam Insert For Added Shipping Protection!
  • WARM WELCOME: This Hilarious Piece Of Art Provides A Warm Welcome Into The Office, Home, Garden Or Any Place A Bird With A Smile Is Needed!!
  • A UNIQUE GIFT: Imagine The Look On Their Face When They Realize You Didn’t Just Buy A Lame Gift But A Gift With Character! Perfect Gift For Christmas, Birthdays, Fathers/Mothers Day, Or Even As A White Elephant Gift!
  • 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE: This Official Funny Guy Mugs Creation Was Created To Last & Put A Smile On Your Face Or Your Money Back!!

Prank Joke Boxes

Prank Gift Boxes

These boxes are sure to get a laugh every time!

Fill them with goodies like Lottery Tixets, a Sweater, Jewelry, Tickets to a show, keys to a new car, whatever!

Just have fun!


Pet Butler Prank Pack

Hot Lips Prank Pack

Pet Talk Prank Pack

Bathe & Brew Prank Box

Toddler Tamers Prank Box

Bacon Scented Dryer Sheets Prank Box

Turn & Churn Prank Box

iArm Prank Box

Extreme Chores Prank Box

Nap Sack Prank Box

Pet Petter Prank Box